elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
#dafuq did u just say about me gandalf
I had to reblog for the tag “dafuq did u just say about me gandalf.”

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Tyrion was so impressed, though. He didn’t even care that she was insulting him. He was like, “Oh…that was a good one.”
/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/
/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/
rumblesoflife-merlin-and-wholock:
Friendly reminder that Benedict went up 4 suit sizes.
In muscle.
whAT
Ohmygod???
the-nargles-have-the-phone-box:
So today in psychology class, I wasn’t really paying attention and I was just doodling in my sketch book, but then my friend nudged me and I looked up at the screen and these pictures were there:
And I started laughing at my teacher yelled at me because I was laughing at a mental illness. Long story short, I got kicked out of class.Thank you for suffering through this extremely embarrassing ordeal to bring us this story
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal

YEAH, THAT’S COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL
#my ship doesn’t even need manips
It was almost not completely gay, if it weren’t for that swallow.
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
let
me
just
add
a
few
more
because
just
look
at
them
Y’all are forgetting
one of the most important
ACTUAL BONERS ON THE SHOW
FROM LOOKING AT CAS
WAS NOT A MANIP
CAN I GET A HALLE-DESTIEL-LUJAH?
LETS NOT
FORGET
THESE
ONES
SERIOUSLY
THOUGH
SEASON
8
IS
ONE
BIG
FANFICTION
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST. OH MY GOD.
we should all have like a secret language. so the fake tumblr people don’t understand.
like if thereS A WAR GOING ON WE COULD TALK IN CODE.
LIKE WE COULD CROSS OUT SHIT AND THE TUMBLR PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THATS THE SIGNAL TO HOVER OVER THE POST TO READ THE SECRET MESSAGE LIKE:
omg
WE SHALL DO THIS

IT’S LIKE THEY JUST WOKE UP AFTER A NIGHT OF PASSIONATE LOVEMAKING TO CHECK OUT THEIR NEW NEIGHBORS.
where is the fic i need fic

I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom
and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom
do you feel me?
i taste you
someone get hannibal away from tumblr







































